Episode 7: Albert Apeinstein Saves Halloween

Albert Apeinstein is the world’s smartest chimpanzee. One day, he decides to escape from the zoo… only to stumble onto a Halloween block party! Everyone thinks he’s just a kid in a very realistic chimp costume, so he fits right in. Albert learns that if you speak the magic password, “Trick or Treat?” (which comes out sounding like “Ooh-ooo-ah-ah!”) people will give you candy. Lots of candy! But when Albert encounters a lonely little girl handing out bananas, he decides to help make her house the most happening habitat in the neighborhood. Because as much as Albert loves candy, he goes bananas for bananas!

And stick around at the end of the story where we’re joined by special guests to help us introduce next episode’s Whatever!

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Episode 6: The Sock Thief (A Mystery Story)

Everyone loves a mystery! And no one loves a mystery more than Detective Darlene Dewhardy! Darlene is a kid sleuth and she is trying to solve the mystery of the disappearance of her brother's favorite sock. With her magnifying glass, flashlight, and a knack for finding clues, Detective Darlene tracks down what happened to the sock and uncovers the mysterious (and dusty) sock-loving culprit living in their house.

And stick around at the end of the story for when we hint at next episode’s Whatever! Hint: it’s about every kid’s favorite Fall holiday!

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02:45 - The story starts here!

13:35 - The outro with Ira, Spencer & Scarlett starts here! And we hint at the next episode’s Whatever!

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Episode 5: All the Superpowers Ever!

It’s Aidan’s birthday and he wants to wish for a superpower, but can’t decide which one. Super strength? Super speed? Flight? Invisibility? There are just too many to choose. So what happens when he decides to wish for them ALL? Listen to episode 5 to find out! Oh, and Spencer and Scarlett lead a spirited discussion about one of their favorite cartoons: Teen Titans Go!

Note to parents: There is a silly, cartoony burp sound effect at 9:43. I think it’s funny and fits the context of the story, but just in case you’re sensitive to this kind of thing, I’m letting you know! ;)

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03:37 - The story starts here!

11:05 - The outro with Ira, Spencer & Scarlett starts here! And we hint at the next episode’s Whatever!

13:34 - The credits start here (booooring)

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Episode 4: The Boy Who Cried Tooth (A Tooth Fairy Story)

Michael’s tooth is loose, and he can’t wait for it to fall out. He has his mind set on a shiny, new red bicycle and wants money from his Tooth Fairy NOW! He devises a series of plans (well, they’re more like scams) to trick his Tooth Fairy into giving him money NOW! But his scams, er, plans, backfire and he unintentionally gets his Tooth Fairy in trouble with her Tooth Fairy bosses.

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02:20 - The story starts here!

09:03 - The outro with Ira, Spencer & Scarlett starts here! And we hint at the next episode’s Whatever!

11:27 - The credits start here (booooring)

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Episode 3: The Wrong Ark (A Unicorn Story)

Psst! Let me tell you a secret. UNICORNS ARE REAL! So how come you’ve never seen one? That’s because they ended up in a magical land by accident, and this is the story of how it happened. It all started with Noah (as in Noah’s Ark) and his not-so-competent brother, Norm.

Here is information about the Siberian Unicorn, which we reference in the show: CLICK HERE.

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04:24 - The story starts here!

11:48 - The outro with Ira, Spencer & Scarlett starts here! And we hint at the next episode’s Whatever!

13:27 - The credits start here (booooring)

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The Siberian Unicorn we talk about in the intro of this episode.

Episode 2: The Curse of the Pinky Promise Pinky

Trust me, never ever break a pinky promise. What happens if you do? Listen to episode 2 of Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids to find out! In today’s story, a seven year-old boy named Bo makes — and breaks — a pinky promise, and what happens next is super creepy, super surprising and, of course, super cool.

Thank you for listening!

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02:54 - The Story starts here!

07:53 - The outro with Ira, Spencer & Scarlett starts here! And we hint at the next episode’s Whatever!

10:33 - The credits start here (booooring)

Episode 1: Where Do Giant Monsters Poop?

In this very first episode of Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids we attempt to solve one of the world’s greatest unsolved mysteries: Where do Giant Monsters POOP?! I know you’ve always wondered about this. It’s a question that has certainly kept me awake at night. Meet Elmer, a GIANT monster (y’know, just like King Kong or Godzilla), who needs to poop. Real Bad. Two helpful kids join Elmer on his journey to find a proper place to poop!

Thank you for listening!

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02:35 - The Story starts here!

08:40 - The outro with Ira, Spencer & Scarlett starts here! And we hint at the next episode’s Whatever!

10:00 - The credits start here (booooring)

Introducing Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids

Welcome to the Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids podcast. Best Whatever Ever! is a podcast for kids that features original stories all about the stuff that kids really care about… like: “Where do giant monsters poop?” “What happens when you break a pinky promise?” “Are unicorns real?” “Is it possible to fool the Tooth Fairy?” “What’s the coolest superpower?” And more! 

Join Ira and his “bosses” Spencer and Scarlett as they talk about… WHATEVER! What’s a “Whatever”? It’s whatever kids find silly or super important… or SUPER SILLY IMPORTANT! We then take that “Whatever” and tell a fun, silly original story inspired by it.

Subscribe to Best Whatever Ever! wherever you listen to your podcasts. We’re even on YouTube. Please share questions or feedback or art or… whatever!

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